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BREAKING: Crypto, Banks Take Clarity Act Lobbying Fight to Senators' Home States

For a year, the Clarity Act has missed one deadline after another.

Next Tuesday it finally faces a vote…

(For anyone who's lost the thread, Clarity is the bill that would give US crypto its first real federal rulebook, splitting oversight between the SEC and CFTC.)

The Senate votes September 15 on whether to even begin debating it.

That's a procedural step, not passage, but it's the first live shot the bill has had since senators left for their summer break without one.

So the lobbying has gone local.

Advocacy group Stand With Crypto says its members called or emailed Congress nearly 50,000 times in August, and its Georgia chapter has been leaning on Senator Raphael Warnock, who voted against advancing the bill in committee.

On the other side, community banks are running television ads and booking home-state meetings of their own.

The fiercest opposition is coming from the banks, and what they're fighting over is stablecoin rewards.

If a stablecoin can legally pay a yield, deposits drift out of ordinary savings accounts and into tokens that pay more, and banks lose their cheapest source of funding.

That fight, along with unresolved ones over ethics rules and money-laundering safeguards, is what's kept 60 votes out of reach.

Republicans hold 53 seats, so leadership needs at least seven Democrats to cross the aisle.

Tuesday's vote won't pass anything.

It only settles whether the Senate is willing to start talking.

After a year of this bill dying on the calendar, that alone is the tell worth watching. 🚀

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Matt Hougan just counted the reasons people are buying crypto, and a year ago there was only one.

Hougan is the Chief Investment Officer of Bitwise Asset Management and one of the sharpest voices on crypto ETFs and institutional adoption.

Here's what he posted:

Twelve months ago the whole market ran on a single story, ETF flows.

Money came in through the funds, price rose, and when the flows cooled everything cooled together.

Hougan's read is that crypto now runs on at least five separate stories.

Debasement pushing money into Bitcoin, privacy demand into Zcash, tokenization pulling in Ethereum and Solana, real protocol revenue, and plain attention.

When a market leans on one narrative, it falls as one the moment that story fades.

Five engines means money can rotate out of a cooling trade into a warming one instead of leaving crypto altogether.

That's what's kept a floor under a rough week.

ETF inflows have gone soft and the macro backdrop is a mess, yet price hasn't broken, because the other engines keep firing.

You can watch one of them in today's on-chain section, where Ethereum keeps draining off exchanges even as Bitcoin sags.

A market with five reasons to own it is harder to knock over than one resting on a single reason. ⚙️

Today we’ll be checking in on the amount of Ethereum available for sale on exchanges.

Here’s how to interpret this metric:

14.908 million ETH on exchanges. Down from 15.06 million two weeks ago.

The drain we said was losing pace found its legs again.

Roughly 152,000 ETH left exchanges this fortnight, more than double the 60,000 that walked the period before and the biggest step down in three prints.

It also drops the balance under 15 million, another fresh low on a chart that’s been printing them all year.

Less ETH on exchanges means less supply sitting ready to sell, and a drop this size tightens the tradeable float by about 1% in a fortnight.

The year-long staircase now runs from north of 21 million last August to under 15 million today, roughly 6 million ETH gone in twelve months.

Two weeks ago the outflow looked like it was running down, and it wasn’t. 🐳

Consensys splits MetaMask from institutional and Ethereum infrastructure businesses. The split, due by the end of 2026, spins MetaMask into its own company under CEO Joe Lubin, leaving a new Consensys with the Ethereum and institutional infrastructure businesses.

German Finance Ministry Drafts 25% Tax on Crypto Gains From 2027. Coins bought before 2027 keep Germany's current tax-free treatment after twelve months, so the 25% rate would fall only on future buyers.

PayPal expands stablecoin rails with custom token issuance platform. The PYUSDx platform, built with M0 and MoonPay, lets businesses issue their own stablecoins backed by PayPal's PYUSD.

Tether, Fasanara launch $400M private credit fund targeting $3B. The evergreen fund uses USDT rails for asset-backed lending in more than 60 countries and aims to raise up to $3 billion from institutions.

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