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BREAKING: Mastercard Enables AI Agent Payments With Help From Crypto Giants

Mastercard just made the AI-meets-crypto story a lot more interesting…

The headline isn't that AI agents might one day pay for things on their own.

It's who Mastercard pulled into the room to make it happen.

Coinbase. Stripe. OKX. RippleX. Polygon. Solana Foundation. Aave Labs. Alchemy, Anchorage, BVNK, MoonPay, Cloudflare… and a long list of other crypto and payments firms.

So this isn't a vague "AI payments are coming" press release.

It's starting to look like a stablecoin-and-crypto-rails story.

Here's the gist.

Mastercard's new Agent Pay for Machines is built for software agents that make payments in the background, on their own.

Think tiny payments, repeated payments, machine-to-machine payments, always-on digital commerce.

And it's designed to run across cards, bank accounts, and stablecoins.

If AI agents are going to buy data, compute, API access, cloud services and media at machine speed, they need rails that are fast, programmable, and awake 24/7.

Stablecoins happen to be all three.

Mastercard's chief product officer called it the setup for a "superbloom of AI business models," while its blockchain head framed the whole thing around trust: helping agents find and transact with the right counterparties.

So this is constructive… Just not in a purely crypto-native way.

Mastercard isn't handing the future of payments to blockchains.

It's making sure AI agents can use crypto rails inside a trusted, permissioned system that Mastercard still sits at the centre of.

AI was yesterday's liquidity threat.

Today, it's starting to look more like crypto's next big customer. 🚀

Before SpaceX files, institutional money is already moving into the suppliers, contractors, and tech plays with direct exposure to the listing. We've mapped the cap table to publicly traded proxies — names retail can buy today in any brokerage account. Get the breakdown free.

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If crypto feels slow right now, Hunter Horsley just explained why. The clocks have changed.

Horsley is the co-founder and CEO of Bitwise Asset Management, managing over $15 billion in crypto.

And on his latest When Shift Happens appearance, he identified something subtle but important about this stage of adoption.

The mainstream investor has arrived. And for them, crypto isn't their primary focus.

That's the mismatch.

Crypto natives expect progress in days. The institutions now driving the next leg of adoption move in quarters and years. The progress is happening. It just doesn't register on crypto's internal clock.

And his closing message was a mindset shift worth adopting.

The tribalism is a relic. The space rises together.

Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast. ⏰

Time for check in on Ethereum’s supply side dynamics.

To do that we’ll be focusing on the amount of Ethereum currently being staked.

Quick Note: Ethereum staking involves locking up ETH to support the blockchain’s security. In return, users earn rewards for staking.

If you’d like to learn more about staking, check out this article.

39.63 million ETH is now locked in staking. Up from 39.30 million two weeks ago.

That's a second straight increase - and it edges staked ETH past its previous 39.38 million peak to a fresh high.

Remember the dip a month back? The one and only decline we'd flagged all year? It's firmly in the rearview now. This isn't a bounce anymore… it's the trend reasserting itself and printing new ground.

Since January, roughly 3.64 million ETH has been added to staking contracts.

Nearly a third of all Ethereum now sits voluntarily locked up - earning yield, parked off the tradeable market, and climbing no matter what price or sentiment throws at it. 💪

Equipment finance platform Trad.Fi to bring $650M in private credit onchain. Trad.Fi plans to tokenize up to $650M of equipment-finance credit over 48 months, targeting a paperwork-heavy U.S. market.

Solana Exchange Raydium Hit With $1.34 Million Exploit as DeFi Attacks Grow. Five deprecated Raydium pools were exploited, adding another DeFi-security hit during a weak market.

Botanix bet big on 'Bitcoin DeFi.' Its shutdown suggests users never cared. Botanix is winding down after concluding demand for Bitcoin-native DeFi was not strong enough.

Japan's three largest banks aim for joint stablecoin issue by March. MUFG, SMBC and Mizuho are preparing a shared stablecoin effort.

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