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BREAKING: Robinhood Chain goes live on mainnet alongside 24/7 tokenized stocks, Lighter perps and planned crypto agentic trading

Robinhood just launched its own blockchain.

And it says a lot about where this whole industry is heading.

On Wednesday in London, Robinhood flipped the switch on Robinhood Chain, a public Ethereum layer-2 built on Arbitrum's tech. (A layer-2 is just a faster, cheaper network that settles back to Ethereum.)

But the chain is the plumbing.

The real story is what's running on top of it.

Tokenized stocks are now live for users in 120+ countries. Apple, Nvidia and the rest, tradeable 24/7, and usable as collateral or lending fuel across DeFi.

There's a familiar catch, though…

Not in the US.

Same wall we saw with Coinbase and OKX. The tokenized-stock revolution keeps launching everywhere except the country whose stocks it's tokenizing.

And these aren't real shares…

Robinhood's Stock Tokens are debt securities that track a stock's price.

Which means no ownership, no voting rights, just the exposure.

Robinhood didn't stop there, either.

It's bolting on 7% stablecoin lending, in-wallet perps, commodity and FX futures in Europe, a Canada launch, a Singapore licence, and AI "agents" that can trade for you.

This is the same "everything exchange" play we've watched for the past few weeks, from Coinbase to the NYSE-OKX venture. Robinhood's just planting its flag with its own rails instead of renting someone else's.

But there's a gap between the vision and the numbers.

Robinhood's crypto revenue just fell around 47% year on year, and it cut 10% of staff weeks ago. This grand global rollout is landing right as its core crypto business shrinks.

The market liked it anyway. HOOD jumped about 8%, though it's still nearly 30% below its record.

So the bigger picture?

Everyone's racing to become the single app that swallows stocks, crypto and DeFi whole.

Robinhood just decided it'd rather own the road than pay a toll to drive on someone else's. 🚀

For the first time in history, the U.S. government forced a leading AI company to pull its most powerful model offline. No court. No warning. One letter on a Friday afternoon, and the most advanced AI on Earth went dark within hours.

It happened in a single weekend. And it happened just as the most hyped AI IPO wave of the decade was taking shape.

That timing is not a coincidence worth ignoring. When Washington can switch off a frontier model overnight, it changes who wins, who loses, and what every one of these filings is really worth.

Most investors will chase the hype and find out the hard way. Our free briefing breaks down what the shutdown signals and the risk buried in the filings — before pricing is announced, not after.

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When a top Bitcoin treasury executive shows you the on-chain data at a moment like this, you pay attention. Dylan LeClair just did exactly that in his keynote at BFC NYC.

LeClair is the Director of Bitcoin Strategy at MetaPlanet, the third-largest Bitcoin treasury company in the world, holding around 40,000 BTC. He's also one of the most respected on-chain analysts in the space.

His message? The fear feels familiar because it always does.

Bitcoin is currently sitting in roughly the 6th percentile of its entire history relative to the 200-week moving average. The share of the network in a loss is about equal to March 2020, when Bitcoin briefly crashed to $3,000.

And here's the key insight most people get backwards. Everyone talks about supply squeezes in bull markets. But it's the opposite. Bull markets are when long-term holders distribute. Bear markets, like now, are when they accumulate.

Right now, 82% of the network is in long-term holder hands. The believers. The people who bought at $3k, at $15k, at $120k, and refuse to sell. The willing sellers are capitulating, and the convicted are scooping up every coin.

That's the supply squeeze. Building quietly, every single day.

"Bitcoin will do what it always does and rip the faces off all the bears."
Dylan LeClair

The narratives change every cycle. The pattern never does.

This is what the bottom looks like. ⛏️

Today we’ll be checking in on the amount of Ethereum available for sale on exchanges.

Here’s how to interpret this metric:

14.67 million ETH on exchanges. Unchanged from two weeks ago.

The drain has paused.

After fortnight upon fortnight of ETH steadily leaving exchanges, balances have flatlined - holding right at 14.67 million. No fresh coins walking out the door this period… but none flooding back on either.

A few editions back, ETH was draining faster every print, and we were closing in on the 14.57 million low. That momentum has simply stalled. The supply that left isn't coming back; it's just stopped shrinking for now.

It's the same flatline Bitcoin's exchange balances hit a while ago. For most of the year ETH was the asset with the relentless one-way squeeze. This fortnight, it took a breather.

Zoom out and the structural picture is intact: more than 2 million ETH has come off exchanges since January, and a single flat print doesn't dent that. The pool is still tight.

The question is whether this is a genuine pause or just a level being defended before the next leg lower. Next print tells us if the squeeze resumes. 🐳

Venice AI Valued at $1 Billion as Erik Voorhees Makes the Case for Private ChatGPT Rivals. Venice reached a $1B valuation as Voorhees argued privacy-focused AI can become a serious alternative to closed chatbots.

French banking giant Crédit Agricole rolls out euro stablecoin, EURXT. EURXT debuted with 20M tokens in circulation, backed 1:1 by euro reserves at Caceis Bank.

Tradeweb executes real-time tokenized US Treasury transaction on Canton Network. Franklin Templeton transferred a tokenized U.S. Treasury to DRW’s Cumberland in a real-time settlement test.

Bernstein sees 203% upside for Circle even as new stablecoin rival OUSD debuts. Bernstein kept its bullish Circle and Coinbase ratings while arguing OUSD validates the category more than it immediately breaks USDC.

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