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🏦 Never enough
🌾 Touch grass
💪 Make that three
💰 And more…


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NEVER ENOUGH 🏦
BREAKING: MicroStrategy Adds 10.1K Bitcoin to Holdings

For the 12th week in a row, MicroStrategy bought even more Bitcoin. 🤯
This time MicroStrategy acquired an additional 10,107 Bitcoin for ~$1.1 billion. (Average price of ~$105,596 per BTC)
This brings MicroStrategy’s total holdings to 471,107 Bitcoin, acquired for ~$30.4 billion. (Average price of ~$64,511 per BTC)

Putting those numbers into perspective…
MicroStrategy now holds 2.24% of Bitcoin’s total 21 million supply. 🤯
And at today’s prices, MicroStrategy’s Bitcoin holdings are worth ~$48.21 billion.
Which means they’re sitting on unrealized profits of ~$17.81 billion.
And we all knew this was coming, as Saylor once again posted a screenshot of SaylorTracker.com on Sunday.

As we mentioned at the start, this also marks the 12th week in a row that MicroStrategy has purchased Bitcoin.
The previous 11 weeks being:
January 20: 11,000 Bitcoin for $1.1 billion
January 12: 2,530 Bitcoin for $243 million
January 5: 1,070 Bitcoin for $101 million
December 29: 2,138 Bitcoin for $209 million
December 22: 5,262 Bitcoin for $561 million
December 15: 15,350 Bitcoin for ~$1.5 billion
December 8: 21,550 Bitcoin for ~$2.1 billion
December 1: 15,400 Bitcoin for ~$1.5 billion
November 24: 55,500 Bitcoin for ~$5.4 billion
November 17: 51,780 Bitcoin for ~$4.6 billion
November 10: 27,200 Bitcoin for ~$2.03 billion
(This list is getting seriously long…)
In total, that’s over $20.44 billion worth of Bitcoin purchased over the last 12 weeks.
Absolutely ridiculous numbers.

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TOUCH GRASS 🌾
The recent crypto volatility - it’s all noise.
Touch grass & buy the f*cking dip.
That’s the latest message out of Raoul Pal.
Raoul Pal is a renowned macroeconomic expert with over a decade of experience & one of the most impressive track records in the space.
Today, Raoul reacted to the recent crypto crash:

Here’s the summary of Raoul’s Global Macro Investor:

Raoul’s 2025 Outlook Summary
The main takeaway:
“We believe 2025 will another good year for risk assets… 20-30% corrections are completely normal. Expect them. Embrace them… Next step, the Banana Singularity or Phase 2 of the Banana Zone.”
In a nutshell:
If you can’t handle the drawdowns in crypto, you don’t deserve the upside.

MAKE THAT THREE 💪
The streaks heating up. 🔥
Last week Digital asset funds saw net inflows of $1.9 billion.
Which brings year-to-date inflows up to a solid $4.8 billion.
Let’s break it down.

Bitcoin came out on top, experiencing inflows of $1.59 billion for the week. (That’s 85% of the total weekly inflow)
Ethereum also had another positive week, seeing inflows of $204.7 million.
Whilst XRP continued its impressive run with further inflows of $18.5 million.

The United States saw inflows of $1.74 billion for the week.
Switzerland and Canada also saw notable inflows of $34.6m and $30.9m respectively.
Whilst Sweden was the only country to experience an outflow of $5.7 million.

For the third week in a row, digital asset funds experienced net inflows.
The biggest reason for last weeks inflows was due to the executive orders that proposed a digital asset strategic reserve.
The government now has a focus on Bitcoin and crypto, in a good way…
Something we’ve never seen before…

CRACKING CRYPTO 🥜
MicroStrategy to raise funds for Bitcoin with new perpetual preferred STRK stock offering. Michael Saylor's MicroStrategy targets financial flexibility with a new offering as it bolsters its Bitcoin acquisitions.
Ethereum devs and L2 leaders go all in on based and native rollups. Some Ethereum layer 2s would be forgoing hundreds of millions of dollars obtained from fees to make Ethereum more connected at the base layer.
Trump's Treasury Secretary Bessent Approved, Likely Tackling Taxes Before Crypto. The new Treasury Department chief didn't bring up crypto policy at his nomination hearing.
Pudgy Penguins-linked Ethereum Layer 2 Abstract launches on mainnet. Igloo Inc., the parent company of Pudgy Penguins, developed the network.
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Trivia Answer: C) Satoshi 🥳
A Satoshi is the smallest known unit of Bitcoin. One hundred millionths of one Bitcoin is equal to a Satoshi.
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